Featured image is a meaningless aesthetic experience put down on paper by Karlheinz Stockhausen.
The emperor was sitting in his study one day, when he felt the stirring of the unconscious impulse of genius. Wasting no time, he dipped his quill in ink and moved it across the page, moving to a new page when the moment felt right. In short order, he had a stack of papers, filled with the work of his genius.
He called in his top adviser. “What do you make of this?” he asked, gesturing to the papers. His adviser looked through a few of the papers.
“Sir?” He replied, uncertain of what was expected of him.
“I have just completed this novel,” the emperor prompted, “I was wondering if I could get your honest opinion.”
The very last thing the adviser ever wanted to give was his honest opinion, least of all at that moment. “I’m not sure I understand…perhaps you could provide some more context?”
“Context!” The emperor snorted, “Of course you don’t have enough of that to share in my experience of creation. Would you like to go back and enter my mind, at the moment it occurred? Would you like to go through my life story as a whole, so that you can see how it might have resulted in such inspiration? But of course that is impossible.”
“But fear not! Your aesthetic experience need not depend on my unconscious creative process whatsoever! Simply gaze at the pages. Do you not feel their beauty?”
“Ah…yes. Yes, I think I see now. Yes, they are truly moving, sir.”
“You’re not just saying so?”
“Have you ever known me to engage in empty flattery, your majesty?”
The emperor showed more and more people his work, and found that their reactions were similar. So, encouraged, he set up an exhibit, in which all of the individuals were displayed encased in glass.
Many came from all over the land the indulge in the aesthetic experience of the emperor’s work.
The exhibit was set up in the throne room, so the emperor could enjoy the sight of his subjects experiencing his work.
One day, he was pleased to see a mother had brought her child. The boy could not have been more than seven or eight years old.
“What is this?” He asked his mother.
“It’s the emperor’s book,” she explained. The boy stared at one particular page for a very long time. The emperor’s heart swelled with pride at the sight of a child working so hard to appreciate his creation.
“No it isn’t,” the boy finally said.
“What’s that?” his mother stammered, casting a nervous glance towards the emperor.
“It isn’t a book at all,” he said, “it’s just scribbles.” Silence filled the room. Everyone was half-staring, half-attempting to appear nonchalant.
“I told you it was a book, and it’s a book,” his mother whispered sternly.
“But there aren’t any words at all! You can’t read it!” he shouted.
“Be. Quiet!” she hissed. She looked up and saw the emperor staring down at them. “I apologize for his rudeness, your majesty,” she stammered, “perhaps he is simply too young to appreciate anything more demanding than vulgar storytelling.”
“Yes…perhaps so,” the emperor replied quietly. “That must be it,” he said to himself, long after everyone had left, and he was alone.