wo – Sweet Talk

I have one thing to say to you @FlairEcon, and I’m not afraid to say it in public or in front of the whole world: you know I take it personally that you called me a Jabroni, that I’m all show and no potato. Well, you know that power sharing has been an arrangement since the beginning of time, usually to transition from ONE kind of regime into ANOTHER kind of regime.

If my bro Marcus ANTONY (may he rest in peace) hadn’t been seduced by that FLOOZY, that EMPIRE WRECKER, the serpent Cleopatra herself, the Triumverate could have worked. But she laid the smack down on him in the middle of the night. It wasn’t even a refereed CAGE MATCH! You know that! I know you wear sixteen championship belts. I know you polish them every day. I know that you gaze into their reflective buckles for hours at a time. But I also know that you BLEW into Dusty Rhodes’ eyes all that talcum powder. You really know how to BEAT the man, don’t you? That’s right. You know what I’m saying. The whole WORLD knows what I’m saying. That’s how you came to be known as…Nature Boy.

Marcus had the collateral, but he hocked it all at a pawn shop in Alexandria, which mysteriously burned down, surrounded by sniveling, weak, chicken-livered, yellow-bellied, CHILDREN that looked an awful lot like ASSOCIATES OF @FLAIRECON. That’s right. I’m not afraid of you. With Miss Linda Leading Indicator standing by my side, WE WILL TAKE YOU ON in the main event with a mystery PARTNER whenever you want, and wherever you want.

So if we can share power, why can’t we borrow power?

Adam Gurri, I’m sorry what I done to your nice blog.

This is a guest post by @FlairEcon. All editorial comments are in square brackets.

Professional Jabroni [additional expletives deleted] David Duke asks if you can borrow power. Read it here. Let me tell you a little something about what it takes TO BE THE BEST.

Hard work. Commitment. Courage. Some people work their whole lives to be great. Other people are naturals. Me? There’s a reason they call me THE NATURE BOY. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! To be the best, you gotta beat the best. And I’m still undeafeated in the ring. That’s right: 16-time World Champion over here.

The question we’ve got here is: is the Commander in Chief a Nature Boy of the White House or is he a sniveling Jabroni that needs to be put in his place?

You see, to “borrow power”, you have to earn credibility. How are you going to pay that power back, son? How is your [expletive deleted] going to pay interest on that loan? Are you a man or a [there is a long string of very colorful curses here that wouldn’t be appropriate for broadcast television, so I omit the entire rant out of consideration for our audience. My apologies to Dr. Flair]? Remember what it was like in Merry Olde England before the Orange Revolution? The crown had a hard time borrowing for wars since the king couldn’t be sued. When the purse reverted to Parliament, against whom lenders could bring suit, the British coffers got SWOLE, son.

Where’s the equivalent here, Nancy? IT DOESN’T EXIST. SIT YOUR HAPPY [deleted] DOWN, BOY.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

“Borrowing power” is something I like: it’s theater. It’s just like what we used to do back on the old circuit in the old days. It’s meaningless unless backed with the proper incentives and political institutions to repay. Otherwise, it’s just a heel move, a simple political taking.

And if you think you’re going to see a face in the Oval Office any time soon, I have some bad news for you, son.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!